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today at mr bobs primary school,they celebrated the funs coll festivial called easter.fun festivials is celebrated by millions and that was the day they hang jesus.

welcome to the festivial i am your host mr bob,at bobs primary school we celebrate the joys of easter and CAKEeeeeeeeeeeeee.

DA bomb news

welcome to DA bomb news he have sad news as the owner had retired and shut down DA bomb diner.now bob lives in minecraft estate. Now for the afternoon news.Hello i am your co-coast and i love to munch on pizza with pizza and pizza and pizza piza pizza pizza pizza and cake.My naem is albert and we have some reports of a kangaroo breakdancing,lets see.This report came from bob at bobs high school and he said-He partners my name bob and me wanna show u my house it a boot and we did see a kangaroo breakdancing and nuking our house, thank u for listening.

Joke of the month

what do computers like to snack on?

answer=microchips

The artic sprict by joe mama

The wind bristeled through his hands as he cryed.stuck in the desert was something,but the artic was something ELSE.He strolled through the winter looking for something to eat.He saw something warm....a fire!He sat down,but as he did he saw something.....a wolf?a bear>no.....A HITMAN.HE was walking stratight at him in his coat.I got up and sprinted but as i did i saw it.....A chiczzled hot marshmallow that was the size as my THUMB.I sprinted and ate it as fast as my frozen lips could,BUt i forgot about the hitman.......to be "continued>

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